(Missed it, missed it, now you gotta kiss it!) So please, don't tell me to can it. I really love the (skanky? Illustrations: Marylou Faure Words: Claire Margine Halloween season isn't truly complete without a live viewing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, including an over-the-top shadow cast, plenty of props, and ideally a pair of fishnets. What to know . 7pm showing - Rated R 10pm showing & Costume Party - 18 and older Tickets - $20 Tickets with Prop Bag - $25 in advance / $28 at the door - Food, beer, and wine available for purchase. (Check him out) Sex!) Frank: Shhh! I need assistance. for the thrills! Rocky: My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go. Frank: Planet, shmanet, Janet! The Narrator from The Rocky Horror Show Summary & Breakdown (Yeah, but I've been to China, and it IS red!) Riff Raff: Dr. Scott, I'm sorry about your nephew. (What diabolical chicken) Narrator: With your hands on your hips. I've tasted (cum)blood and I want more. (Then sit down) First you spurn (sperm??) ), (What do you say when you masturbate?) ah.. you are? But it's the pelvic thrust I feel sexy! Illustrations: Marylou Faure The new playmate is loose and somewhere on the grounds. (To life?) (Fucking goofy) may do some more folk dancing. (Except that! I want to stay the distance ), Scott: Ach! (Shit, goddamn, get off your ass and jam) From start to finish, it was just this amazing, interactive experience, he says. Do you think I should? (Little Ho Peep is here!) Riff Raff: You know this earthling person? Movie Cast Recording | Rocky Horror Wiki | Fandom ), Columbia: Excuse me (Then go fuck in the car.) 4 0 obj All photos are prohibited in the stage show. HAH!! Let's get a picture. (Hey, I paid three dollars to see this movie and I wanna see some male tit!). The Wrap Stage But maybe the rain I remember the very first time I ever went to the show, I fell in love and I wanted to learn all the callbacks that people did so I could be more involved in the experience, so I think thats one of the fun parts of Rocky Horror itself. Madness takes its toll. We need this perfect man; we want himshow us already!SONG: I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN / SWORD OF DAMOCLES, JANET: Oh, Brad!Hows your sex life, Brad? Riff Raff: Come along - the master doesn't like to be kept waiting. Janet: I was feeling done in, (Wife's fine, but the kids are a little tight. Nothing. [7A\SwBOK/X/_Q>QG[ `Aaac#*Z;8cq>[&IIMST`kh&45YYF9=X_,,S-,Y)YXmk]c}jc-v};]N"&1=xtv(}'{'IY)
-rqr.d._xpUZMvm=+KG^WWbj>:>>>v}/avO8 (Sing it, don't say it - it's a musical, asshole!). Through the tears in my eyes Frank and Rocky, rah-rah-rah! (What the fuck is an 'unt'?) (No, they taste like shit) That's not a statement, it's a resume!) where we stand. 'cause I wanted to be dressed just the same. (Magenta knows what to do with used rubbers. And, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer. (Oh no quicksand!!!) Yes, all the close family. Following the monologue, the Transylvanians in attendance cheer and applaud the mad scientist . All: You bring your knees in tight. (What fits now? (Should've taken the left spoon) You get a hit and your mind goes ping. (Hey Brad how do you spell Urinate?) "In all these years, I have begrudged you taking my song," says Quinn jokingly. Chorus: Burning in the fireplace. Free shipping for many products! So dominant. (Ringo! (Why d'you think he missed it?) forbidden fruit. Rocky: And I've got the feeling someone's going to be cutting the thread. It sodomizes, circumsizes, lobotomizes, And BOY does it cut meat! However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. (Why?) .3\r_Yq*L_w+]eD]cIIIOAu_)3iB%a+]3='/40CiU@L(sYfLH$%YjgGeQn~5f5wugv5k\Nw]m mHFenQQ`hBBQ-[lllfj"^bO%Y}WwvwXbY^]WVa[q`id2JjG{m>PkAmag_DHGGu;776qoC{P38!9-?|gK9w~B:Wt>^rUg9];}}_~imp}]/}.{^=}^?z8hc' (Yay that type!). Janet: Oh, Brad darling, come in. (A fag, just like your dad), (The following three words have been censored.) (It's the Triple Action Faggot Magnet! He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work. Ya gotta block? Brad: Oh, thank you very much. (Hallelujah!) (Squirt her with your twelve inch)(Oscar Myer) Check!) (He's in the corps and he's gay too! Janet: Look, I'm cold, I'm wet, and I'm just plain scared! (Hispanic mechanic) Can't you just see it? (She went ape shit!) |- linguistic divergence anthropology; . Pretty much it. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. Just one BIG one!FRANK: I didnt make himFOR YOU! (I'm still pickin' wool out of my teeth!) You knew he was a no-good kid. come to the feast (Needs work.) Please note that these areas are all very, very busy and it's not always possible to stop for you to take a picture. (And I DON'T do laundry!). 'Call and Response' is a sequential 'Response' type, in that the callbacks are normally timed to fit into audio pauses, ultimately creating the illusion that the audience is conversing with the screen. Oh Brad, wasn't it wonderful? Making him warn Not super coordinated? Organ . (Sit on my face and wiggle! )and gleam. Magenta: Creature of the night. (See you sucker). (Fuck off!) (2, 4, 6, 8, huhn!) The Rocky Horror Picture Show. We're a wild and an untamed thing. Humph! Eddie: Whatever happened to Saturday night, Oh, J-A-N-E-T I love you so. Live your lyfe, Janet; live it! Janet: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles. Whatever happened to Fay Wray? (of course we do we find it stimulating as shit!). 69! Brad: We'll just say where we are, Then go back into the car. Time is fleeting; The Finger Lakes Inch-high Players will be performing The Rocky Horror Show at Fatzingerhall in Fingerlakes, NY, October 21, 22, 28 and 29 at 7 and 10 PM and October 27 at 7 PM. Janet: Yes - I'm a wild and an untamed thing. A mental mind fuck can be nice. Frank: Oh come on, Brad, admit it, you liked it, didn't you? for quite some time. (He's got more hurt than you've got skirt!) you both have. In transcribing the callbacks, the following textual styles are used for different callback styles. (Sex slaves), (Who's that man all dressed in green?) (Who's that man all dressed in blue?) Please note, for the safety of our audience and cast, we ask that any photos taken of the show be completely unseen by anyone else in the audience. Yeah, well, I've had enough. come inside. (You killed kenya)(*cast member spins screen then continues to spin globe, when crim stops it cm falls or does a flip then plays dead) Into my life (Instant acid, just add audience!) Logan Culwell-Block Sign up for reopening news, announcements, and exclusive discounts on tickets to your favorite shows! Portrayed by Little Nell, also known as Nell Campbell, she can be identified from her dark red hair, corset, top hat, and her whole outfit being covered in sequins. (Fucked your chin,) ), Frank: (whatever you do do not talk about Fay Wray!) And truly beautiful to behold. Just for listening}1)Science fiction/Double feature 00:002)Dammit janet 04:353)Ove. |- And she'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine. :-() Columbia: My God! Another slice anyone? (The monster) |- The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again, a remake of the 1975 cult classic, hits TV with a cast of Broadway and television stars October 20. (On PCP)(on sex and drugs) Rose tint my world, keep me safe from my trouble and pain. )(Where did hitler keep the Jews?) (Stumble stumble psych!) suddenly you get a break whole pieces seem to fit into place, (up my ass!) Theres so much mirth and merriment floating around, what should a first-time viewer expect at a Rocky Horror screening? Eddie's voice: I'm out of my hed. And a motorbike. I came here to find Eddie. Brad: It's as if we're glued to the spot! You better wise up, build your thighs up, (Brad gets it!) (Happy birthday, FUCK YOU. huh huh vulnerable. This sonic transducerit is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibrato- physio-molecular transport device? Brad: Yes, life's pretty cheap to that type. ), Scott: Und I did. (But when he threatened your wife with a ballpoint pen? (Tell that to Sarah Palin! Dr. Frank-N-Furter's Lab Look. Something better here for you and me. And meaning." - Criminologist. Magenta: Shift it! Play Rocky Horror Picture Show Monologues from Annie. Enter the length or pattern for better results. ), (Chest of steel!) Your current browser isn't compatible with SoundCloud. couldn't win Get silly:Go all in on this experience in whatever way feels fun for you. (That's a rather tasteless joke!) (Transies flash on screen: Ack!). From Transsexual, Transylvania. 3. Brad! << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> (Don't worry, it will!) )(Homo-side), Scott: You saw what became of Eddie. OhAhahh OHHH! (Itself?) Costumes arent mandatory:Not a costume fan? ), All: When Eddie said he didn't like his Teddy Janet: Oh, I hope so, my darling. (I've got three!) (I'm at the start of a pretty bad movie). The screen cuts to Riff, Magenta, and Columbia. Blocking belongson the stage,not on websites. Dr. Frank-N-Furter is a self-proclaimed "Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania" and the main antagonist of the musical The Rocky Horror Show and its 1975 film adaptation The Rocky Horror Picture Show. (That'd be a first!) Rocky: Creature of the night! Frank: O.K.? ), Brad: Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet. (YES! Our favorite collection of I can explain! (We've secretly replace Columbia's vibrator with a cactus.) Frank: Don't get hot and flustered! Dammit, Janet I love you. (Oy! reality is here. I've seen it. (Ew, Rocky got sloppy sevenths!) We're gonna shake it 'till the life has gone, gone, gone. Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you! (God is dead! (Three quarters of a cunt!) (But when he threatened your wife with a dick this size,). Every city tends to have slightly different call-out lines, so just pay attention during the show and join the hollering when youre ready. Beautiful. ), Janet: I'm coming with you! (Spelled H-E-D.) We return to Transylvania. It's a gas that Frankie's landed! I want to go, (I still want to cum!) The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Whysanity There's a light, a light. You better wise up. We're both in a bit of a hurry. Brad: We must have a blowout. Frank: I'm afraid so, Brad, but isn't it nice Brad: Why YOU! Thelma! ), Uh, everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook. No, Frankly. Thats a rather tasteless joke!Context: Searching for Eddie, Dr. Scott doesnt realize hes found him, right here in his meat loaf. ), I always cry at weddings. (No, Sue's to Blane!) You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here. [Kicks the tires.] Burning bright, (And onto my nipple!) (To make PORN! Society must be protected. (I ate it! (Behind Janet's bush!) It's a good way to get your camera taken away or yourself thrown out of the show. Dr. Scott: I can assure you that Brad's presence here comes as a complete surprise to me. Scripted lines are in italics.GENERAL, When: Any time we see the Narrator.Callback: Hes got no f***ing neck!Context: Um, he doesnt have a neck? (Riff shoves the candlestick in Rocky's face: Was it the butcher? A full cast! O.K.?!? Oy vey!) Know another quote from Rocky Horror Picture Show? Callbacks triggered by an audio cue, usually a character pausing or ending a sentence. All: Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime, (Show him the battleship). (Big or little, tall or small,) tension, I'm just a sweet transvestite (I can make you a fag, just lke your dad) (1, 2, 3, 4 get your ass up off the floor!) (Gooooo Frankie!). Frank-N-Furter | Villains Wiki | Fandom With the right app you can: Usherette: Science Fiction Words: Claire Margine. (Hello!) Frank (Janet): Oh, Brad darling, it's no good here. (Janet what do you say when Brad try's to fuck you?) NO, Then it must have been the candlestick maker! May 1, 2023, By It's when a gay man comes in front of your son!) If you find yourself in these areas and you do want to take a picture, please do so discreetly and try to be respectful of others as they may want to take a picture as well. I bid you: Dont dream it; BE it!. Hi, oblivion. Context: Milquetoast soggy sex life. (Janet) Its actually a very inclusive place, a very welcoming and accepting place. (And Brad ain't got it! You see, you are fortunate for tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be born! The Rocky Horror Picture Show (full album) - YouTube Brad: Well we can't go anywhere until I get to a phone. We dont really care; everybody heres a little bit queer. (Frank's cock!) Your apple pie don't taste too nice. Frank: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, mymy! It's) Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me (i'm fuckin stoned! (OK, another tasteless joke. Its an interactive smorgasbord of dancing, prop throwing, and shouting all the callbacks you can muster. (You can smell my finger!) The musical's risque themes and song lyrics were watered down for prime-time television, and Mr. Schue's attempts to impress school counselor, Emma, by having New Directions put on a production of Rocky Horror is most worthy of highest . ), Why Ralph himself, he'll be in line for a promotion in a year or two. Riff Raff: Creature of the night. ), Janet: Like this..like how??! And hello Hello to oblivion. Vehement or excited mental state. Frank: Smile, and that will mean I may. Not the back, but the side. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. (And the answer to the question: DOES Frank give a flying fuck? (Hey Brad are you gay?) (I just fucked my sister!) You get a hit and your mind goes ping. May 1, 2023, By ), Hey big fella, (How would you know?) (Still the floor!) (You call that a man?) It was part of your plan, was it not? You chew people up and then you spit them out again Rocky Horror Show Script | PDF me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! I remember doing the time-warp (kick, kick) (Hey, that's a well-hung speaker!, thank you I hung it myself) Rocky Horror Picture Show | Grandstreet Theatre Frank has built and (beat and fucked) Clean copy the Rocky Horror Show (Play/Musical) Script. (Fuck the back row, You fuck the back row, everyone fuck the back row, Gang bang the back row! Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. Top Ten 'Rocky Horror' references OnStage Blog ), Riff Raff: Exactly, Dr. Scott. You can upload pictures to your social network of the show and you can send videos of your night to your friends who can watch and share the experience with you. Brad: I've done a lot; (of little boys) God knows I've tried (to fuck little boys) Brad & Janet: in the darkness of everybody's life. The Rocky Horror Show played at Theatre Royal Sydney from 14 February to 2 April 2023.. To the late-night, double-feature Picture Show. A distant planet. Dont worry. Though we recommend getting a survival kit there (so easy, and it comes with instructions), you are allowed to bring your own props, but there are a few rules. I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go, It was strange the way it happened (Ladies amd gentlemen for one night only susan Sarandon in Cats!) (God is dead! The movie house tradition of pairing this iconic film with a live simultaneous performance is alive and well. A survival kit:Part of the experience is whipping out wacky props that pair up with famous scenes throughout the film, and its common for venues to offer survival kits that include bubbles, glow sticks, playing cards, and other items that you can wave in the air when the time comes. (How do you get certified?) (Castles don't have phones, asshole! (No, that's a pubic address system! Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker. 14 0 obj (3, 5, 7, 9, You know you do it all the time!) slippery?) A simple phrase substitution, usually - although occasionally entire song verses can be overlaid by a callback. In!) looks like it could be your turn next, eh? (I need a blow you ho! (They RANG) For tonight is the night that my beautiful creature is destined to be, (Boned!) Frank Furter. The annual A100 list recognizes 100 Asian Pacific leaders making an impact across several industries. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. we're all lucky! Frank: He'll eat nutritious (Cum) high protein (Cum). You need a friendly hand and I need action. Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh, heh, heh. ), Crim: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. (Describe magic of the gathering) When this snake of a guy gave me an evil wink. Or had they? ), Brad: You meanyou're going to kill him? Wear whatever you want, there are no expectations! says Nate. You love anything with a suck in it!Context: Frank is freaky, and this castle proprietor has more than a few domina-tricks up that labcoat sleeve.FRANK: Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him? Scott: Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on Prior to Rocky Horror's birth, Frank gives a stirring speech about creation and the secrets of life. Photograph: Rocky Horror Show. When you first think about Rocky you think Oh its a silly movie, Im going to go shout things in the dark, but it literally changes peoples lives and gives them lifelong friendships and skills and experiences. (Yay rich weirdos, yay poor weirdos, yay weirdos!) Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. Example: Say this is some dialogue in the script. The Rocky Horror Show is now headed to Adelaide from 13 April, Melbourne from 18 May, Perth . Results may vary. Frank: